Floyd Landis is a Compulsive Liar

Floyd Landis is cooked.  After four years of denial of performance enhancing drug use, Floyd Landis admitted in a surprise interview with ESPN writer Bonnie Ford, that he used human growth hormone (HGH) and testosterone throughout his entire cycling career. Even worse, Floyd Landis admitted that he used human growth hormone and testosterone during the 2006 Tour de France!

Unbelievable!  Floyd Landis claims that he tossed and turned all night wrestling with the deception that he perpetrated on the cycling community. Overwhelmed with the pangs of consciousness, poor Floyd finally decided it was time to come clean and confess.

Bother Floyd.  You could have saved me and other people who supported you through thick and thin the pain we suffered from insidious attacks from the doubters, if you would have admitted to your crime, at once, without reservations. Floyd, you were supposedly offered a deal by USADA CEO Travis Tygart with the shortest suspension in history if you would have implicated Lance Armstrong in a doping allegation.  Why did not you accept this offer? Or was this deal that Travis Tygart offered you another fabrication of your demented mind?

What are we to make of your nonsense Floyd? You state that you took performance enhancing drugs without remorse because you reasoned that since others may have doped, why not you as well? That reasoning is similar to the logic you used on people whom you exploited with the Floyd Fairness Fund: a slick presentation, solicitation of money, accusations of wrong doing by the anti-doping-crusade. You were the innocent victim, you presented your case so convincingly that fools supported you based upon your word of honor.

Velo Vortmax respected your honor and maintained the position that you were speaking truthfully. This position is now forfeit. Floyd, from this moment, this blog will regard you as nothing more than a psychopath, a narcissist, a compulsive liar, and a skillful manipulator. You should retire from cycling immediately!

Because, Floyd, if you have the audacity to think of yourself as the new whistle blower of the peloton, if you think that you are destined to assume the role of the man who will convict Lance Armstrong of a doping allegation based upon unsubstantiated witness testimony, then quit riding and start writing. Use David Walsh, the author of From Lance to Landis, as you ghost writer.  But don't expect me to buy a copy of your book.  I expect you to spin yarns, and I have better fiction to read.

Note to ESPN Radio

Colin Cowherd is a complete moron and his evaluation of cycling fans was one of the most despicable accounts I have ever heard on radio. According to Cowherd, cyclists are nothing more than rich tri-athlete snobs who shave and wax their backs, ride four thousand dollar bicycles, have six figure incomes, and who are Francophile fairy fags. Cowherd thinks cycling fans are nothing more than drunken idiots who wear outrageous costumes during the Tour de France. Listen to this you xenophobic clown.  American people do care about cycling races, and these people are not the typical obese American slobs who endanger the lives of cyclists, slobs who text while driving four thousand pound vehicles, slobs who are lost in space while listening to morons like Colin Cowherd on the radio! Non cyclists eat sausages and drink beer on the couch all day in front of a television watching football games. These football fans are fat, lazy people who could not ride to the nearest corner. Obesity is at epidemic levels in America, these fools should be encouraged to get some exercise. Get out and ride! You might become a true red, white, and blue American cycling fan patriot with a body fat content of less than five percent. Get off the couch and get a life!

The Tour of California is an important race, we want more coverage! Enough of Tiger Woods and his alleged actovegin, human growth hormone, and platelet therapy already. Doping is not confined only to cyclists, by the way. Every sport is rife with drug use.  People caught doping is growing at an exponential rate. Awake! Colin Cowherd, you moron. Does Tiger Woods need a doping doctor to hit a drive five hundred yards, and do we need to be reminded of this fact on your crap radio show every five minutes?

To the Anti-Doping Agencies

Your labs suck. You have no harmony. Your behavior in the Floyd Landis case was beyond belief. Your draconian laws are as unfair as ever. You need to reform. You are not above the law.

Conclusion

Floyd, you have nothing left to prove. Quit. Your e-mails to the anti-doping agencies won't make you a pro-tour rider again. You have an outstanding warrant pending in France, do you not? Did you hack the computers at Chatenay-Malabry? Did you tell Martin Dugard that Lance Armstrong used performance enhancing drugs? Did you orchestrate the drunken phone call to Greg LeMond? Liar! Why should we believe anything that you say ever again?